He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
