Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
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I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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