Having a random hookup so left but love u
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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