Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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