isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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