if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
