If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Randomize
