you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
whose parrot is this?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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