Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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