and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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