I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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