i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Welp...herpes.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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