hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
How's work?
Spinning.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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