do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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