great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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