bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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