She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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