so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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