Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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