Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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