Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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