Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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