I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
