I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize
