And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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