we have officially lost it.
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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