we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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