I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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