I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
