CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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