i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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