Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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