Only a mothe r could love this liver
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The chlamydia really affected his face.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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