Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
My vagina is officially offended.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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