What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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