when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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