And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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