is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
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cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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