People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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