We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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