Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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