Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
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Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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