i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm both gender and math confused
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