i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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