she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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