Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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