am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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