if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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