K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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