On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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