Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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