Umm I'm too high to move.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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